My house is a shithole. This is about to change.

Slowly but surely, together will clean up this house like a dirty whore

We bought our house over three years ago. We’ve made a couple minor repairs here and there, but we really haven’t done much to improve or beautify it. Our furniture is old and mishmased (for example, right now, I’m sitting in my livingroom, at a $99.00 Zellers Special computer desk, seating on a fucking stained folding card table chair). My first project will be to purchase a new god damned chair, but after that, we will go from room to room and make this bitch beautiful!

Ready?